Thursday, January 22, 2009

This One is for You Petri

Ok now, I have to say that you caught me at a bad time. It's not your fault my child didn't sleep at all last night and I am going on about 2 hours of sleep, it's not yet light outside and I have decided to read blogs while she laughs and blows spit bubbles at the mobile above her swing because apparently we are up for the day.

I DONT APPRECIATE THE NURSE COMMENTS!!! You two need to come with some sort of warning, explaination, disclaimer, excuse, or caution sign. You need to sign a waiver that states you are insane, certafiable even and that you admit it. You love each other and the Lord truly only had you for each other (Mike you better pray she never dies because if she does your lucky you have Gretchen and that you live in KY because she is the only other woman on earth who thinks your funny and you're gona have to marry her)
Can you imagine being a nurse where it has been ingrained in you to be the most caring thing in the whole entire world and then come into contact with Mike Petri!?! I will admit you are a few steps above the baby daddy who leaves the bedside to go sell drugs across the street, but come on!!!
I mean I have heard a lot of bad comments from husbands/boyfriends at work, I started a list of things before I was even pregnant, that Joe was not allowed to say when I was in labor... the list got so long I just told him to stay silent the entire time! No words at all is best. The good Lord knows what he is doing with you two but please don't pick on the nurses, because behind your backs we are all looking at you with those eyes :o)
(P.S I like your answer to if Mike beats you, I like to reply "Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays")

2 comments:

krissy said...

ha! you blog quite eloquently at 4am.

Margie Petri said...

If you write a disclaimer Mike and I would be happy to take it. Does it make you feel better that we do always like our nurses and tell them "thanks" a lot?